last updated May 20, 1996
Quite simply, the Little Black Helicopters are aircraft used by the United Nations to prepare for a total Takeover of the United States. The privately held property inside the United States would be inter-nationalized, the citizens' weapons confiscated, and children gang-raped if we allow them to continue their covert operations.
We have been softened for decades. Think of it! The continual dumbing-down of our educational system and the increasing banality of popular culture are just two clear trends, now becoming so clear we can look through them to their source.
That source is Communism.
Communism, you see, is not "dead." It is not even napping! In fact, it is right out in the open. Our nation's newspapers are edited by socialists. The TV networks spew endless hours of mind-numbing groupthink.
Society has become so left-of-center that most people do not recognize Communism when they step in it. Even Republicans get down in that wallow, like porky squealing pigs.
Of course the Democrats have been totally up front about their support of Communism since the FMLN/Contra War. Give 'em a point for honesty, at least.
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The good news is that the United Nations cannot find enough qualified, and unpatriotic, pilots amongst the US citizenry to reach their goals.
The bad news is that they have set up an organization on American soil to smuggle out-of-work Communist pilots into the country. Hiding under the techno-sounding name "Global Exchange," they import pilots to their headquarters in San Fransisco, California (okay, so it's not "real American" soil, like Idaho).
The pilots are then furnished with fake IDs (operatives within the Democratic Party provide the blank IDs from the various states they control), English language courses, and a selection of credit cards.
When the pilots are sufficiently acclimatized, they are shipped out to their "cover" assignments, to be contacted when there is a training sortee taking place (or when the Takeover happens).